Lucky2bAlive: Hey – are you still in France?
TheBiophysicist: Umm...Hello. Yeah, still am.
Lucky2bAlive: I'm making you proud.
TheBiophysicist: Why? You finally gave up on women with Terrettes?
Lucky2bAlive: I had a date with a 27 y/o Latin chick.
Lucky2bAlive: ::Shakes fist::
Lucky2bAlive: I know her through work.
TheBiophysicist: Anything "special" happen with her?
Lucky2bAlive: Yeah, she made it very clear to me that she wants to get into my pants.
TheBiophysicist: Did you feed her tacos or eat them from between her legs?
Lucky2bAlive: Neither. Both. I don’t know.
TheBiophysicist: Was there a two for 1 special on her bean burrito...Did she come with rice and beans or nachos?
Lucky2bAlive: Neither, but she was very forward in showing her interest in me, which, I’ll admit, caught me a bit off guard.
Lucky2bAlive: There’s only one hitch… She has a kid.
TheBiophysicist: I was going to guess that…after all, she is Latin.
Lucky2bAlive: I swear she said she's just looking for a good time. We know each other through work. She wants us to keep it on the d/l.
TheBiophysicist: Oh, so she’s ashamed of you.
TheBiophysicist: You're not the Chipolte sauce in her enchilada?
Lucky2bAlive: She gets hit on by lots of Firefighters, and she finally said yes to one.
TheBiophysicist: What made her change her mind? Does she have trouble seeing? Or smelling?
Lucky2bAlive: I am not a normal firefighter. She's interested in my whole NY attitude and my non-Cuban treatment of women.
TheBiophysicist: When you say normal, you mean you didn‘t remove the hose before entering prison or the dick after?
Lucky2bAlive: But they (Cubans) have the wandering eye…either way, I found a Latin chick who wants to get in my pants.
TheBiophysicist: Well-done com-padre!
Lucky2bAlive: So, you’re still in France. When do you come back?
TheBiophysicist: Whenever I can swing my dick around my shoulder…
Lucky2bAlive: Cute. All right, give me a call when you get back.
TheBiophysicist: Try to get to second base before I get back.
Lucky2bAlive: She does have a huge rack. Nice ones…
TheBiophysicist: And from now on please refer to her privates as cheap Tex-mex food. Latin girls love that!
Lucky2bAlive: Um. No. Thanks for the advice though. I'm gonna just keep doing what I've been doing.
TheBiophysicist: Ah! A man with dignity and low expectations.
Lucky2bAlive: …and when she doesn't expect it, I’ll stick it in her ass!
TheBiophysicist: Good plan…keep it away from the baby hole.
Lucky2bAlive: I’ll just wrap it up and thrust, thrust, thrust...
TheBiophysicist: The baby hole is just like a bated fishing hook…
Lucky2bAlive: All right now, be safe. Don't get deported, arrested, or made into a man bitch.
TheBiophysicist: Once she has you...you're all but reeled in. Plus, abortion isn’t worthwhile, hangers just don’t give baby kebabs enough time to sweat out the fat.